Skip the awkward shower scene and get to the good stuff

Oooooh yeah... I feel like there should be some racy music and a strip tease following a header like that. Got your attention though, right?

I started this blog a while ago for a class last spring, and then it kind of tapered off when summer got too busy to keep up. So I deleted some previously posted crap that was for my class and... voila! Conclusion: I have decided to restart my blog, mainly because I have an insane love for writing and language. I enjoy making others laugh, which hopefully I can do for you. At times, my humor may be a bit racy, but, hey, maybe that's your thing. Also, I'd like somewhere to write about life and my upcoming nuptials where others might find things as amusing as I do.

I am wildly dependent on Johnny Depp, wine (okay, maybe not "wildly" for this one, but I do enjoy a nice glass of Moscato every now and then), LOST, Gardettos, good jokes, and coffee (specifically Starbucks, but who's picky?).

So sit back and enjoy the ride!